Jokes

Where do frogs go when they have bad eyes?

To a hoptician

What do you do if you want toast in the jungle?

Put some bread under the griller (Gorilla)

What has a neck but no head? A bottle

What time do most people come to the dentist? toothurty (2:30)

What do you get if a gun crosses with fruit? Fruit shoot

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eyedeer (no idea)

What did the lobster say to the rock-pool? Show us your mussels.

Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains... Pull yourself together!

Did you hear the joke about the butter?......Don't spread it!

Which is the brainiest mountain in the World? ... Mount Cleverest!